DISAPPOINTING AFFIRMATIONS BOOK

Disappointing Affirmations: A Funny, Honest Take on Self-Help

USA Today Bestseller

Tired of toxic positivity? Disappointing Affirmations flips the script on the “positive vibes only” culture with hilarious, brutally honest affirmations for real life. From the creator of the hit Instagram account @disappointingaffirmations, this bestselling humor book pairs stunning travel photos with painfully relatable mantras like:

• “You can do it! But you probably won’t.”

• “Be kind to yourself, asshole.”

• “Unfollow your dreams.”

Perfect for anyone who’s over fake optimism, this book is witty, darkly funny, and weirdly comforting. Plus, the jacket folds out into a motivational poster—because why not?

Why You’ll Love It:
✔ Honest humor for people who hate self-help clichés
✔ A great gift for fans of The Subtle Art of Not Giving a Fck*, Am I Overthinking This?, and All My Friends Are Dead
✔ Perfect for anti-optimists, cynics, and anyone who needs a laugh

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